Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Tintu mon Rocks



Tintu mon Jokes

1 Ambalam
Tintumon: I love u…
girl: kaalil cherippu undu..
Tintu: “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari ponnolu……!!
Tintumon aaaaaaara mon !!

2 Kalyanam
Mintumol: “I love u”
Tintumon: “I love u too”
Mintumol: “Namukku kalyanam kazhikkam”
Tintumon: “Pakshe aru nammale kalyanam kazhikkum???”


3 Wrong answer
Teacher: “If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?”
Tintumon: “Wrong answer”


4 Why boys chase girls ?
Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase cheyyunnathu. Ningalkkavare Marry cheyyan plan illenkilum.
Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car odikkanano ?

5 Pathra vayna
Pathrathile vartha Tintu mon ingane vayichu: ”Ayyayo K V sebastian Pottitherichu”
Achan: Manda !! nokki vayikku “110 KV substation Pottitherichu enna”

6 No freeze liquid
Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’
Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’


7 Punishment
Tintumon:”Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?”
Teacher:”Orikkalumilla.”
Tintumon:”Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!”

8 Track suit
Tintumon was chasing a donkey. But he couldnt catch that. After sometime he saw one zebra on the way.
Tintumon caught the zebra and told: “panni track suit ittal njan nine pidikilla ennu karuthiyo?”

9 Best husband
Three Malayali Couples in a Restaurant….
Couple 1 : Husband: “aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare….”
Couple 2 : Husband: “aa liver ingeduthe Karale………”
Upon hearing the above conversation, the third couple started…….
Couple 3: dundu mol : kandille manushya, avarudeyokke sneham. Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal!
Then,
Couple 3: Tintumon : aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!! :) ))


10 Maths Proof
Exam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.
Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali

11 Interview
malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon
qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka
tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..
Njan: namasth teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu
Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.
Njan: shari teacher
kali tintumonnodo???

12 Tharavattil Pirannavan
tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?
amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?
amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle


13 Cheetha koottukar
Oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..
tintu: ”ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. :) “

14 Pootum Thakolum
Tintu mon in super market
tintu:Chetta kalikkudukka undo?
sales man:illa
tintu:ice cream undo?
sales man:illa
tintu:chocolate undo?
sales man:illa
tintu:pootum thakolum undo?
sales man:undu
tintu:enna shop pootti veettil poykkude
15
Tajmahal
Teachr: “Bharya’yude ormakayi shajahan
‘TAJ MAHAL’ panithu”
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Tintum0an: Alla, njan onnu chothichotte ,
iyaal ithra valiya maravikaaran aayirunno ?

16 Complan
Kaattiloode nadannu pokunna Tintumon marathil thoongi kidakkunna paampine kandappol paranjathu enthu??
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“Veruthe thoongi kidakkaathe mummy odu para complan vaangitharaan!” ;)

17 Convert
Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam.
” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”
Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.

18 Passive Voice
teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”
tintumon: ” I was made by a mistake”

19 Poor models
FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintumon FTV noki achanod
” acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..?”
Achan: ” avar pavangalayath kondanu..
tintumon: ” ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod parayanam acha please “

20 History class
Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher
teacher: ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche?
tintumon: ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu prarthinkanam ennu.

21 Smart answer
Teacher asks !!!
children what do u wish to in future?
Vinod–I want to be doctor,
Deepa–I want to be a good mother.
Tintumon– want to help deepa.

22 aaril anju
MATHS TEACHER: ”Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?”
TINTUMON: “Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla…!!

23 Tintumonte guest
Veettil virunnu vanna penkutti kulikkunnath olinju nokkukayayirunna Tintumonod Amma: Enthada ee kanikkunnath
Tintumon: Chee.. mindalle. Aval nammude soap edukkunnundonnu nokkuvaa..
Tintumonoda kali..

24 Fee
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.

25 Interview
Actress: Tamililekkulla ente praveshanam pettennayirunnu.
Tintumon: Athayirikkum vendathra thuni edukkan pattathirunnath alle..!!!

26 I love you
UKG’il padikkunna tintumonodu, LKG’il padikkunna pappymol:”I LOVE YOU DA”
Tintu mon: “Pha dash mole, Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njan enthu cheyyana…”?

27 Eduthal pongathathu
Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: “Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”
Tintumon: “Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!”

28 Tintumon & Kallan
Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”

29 Rome
Teacher: ‘When was Rome built?’
Tintumon: ‘At night, sir.’
Teacher: ‘Who told you that?’
Tintumon: ‘You did, sir. You once said that Rome was not built in a day.’


30 Rocket
Breaking news
Chandranil vellam matramalla thimingalam,kadalaama,sravu thudangiya jeevikalum ullatay kanunnu-NASA
Tintumon: Pavam..NASAKu ariyillallo ROCKET Arabikadalil veena karyam

31 Bio practical exam
Tintumon attended bio practical exam.
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Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
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Tintumon: I dont know.
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Examiner: u fail.
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Whats ur name ?
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Tintumon: See my leg & tell.

32 Exam barcode
Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparil
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Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi
“Scratch gently to read the answer “

33 Girlfriend
Duttumon: “My girlfriend is an angel”
Tintumon: “You are lucky aliya. Ente girlfriend ippozhum jeevanode undu”

34 Achanum thengum
Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu
Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.
Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.

35 fibre content
Tuttumol: Arinjo? oru nalla diet-lu dharalam fibre undakanam.
Tintumon: Athinentha thega thinnal pore .
Tuttumol: Thegayil high fibre content aano?
Tintumon: Pothikathe kazhichal mathi.

36 thermodynamic law of romance
Tintumons thermodynamic law of romance:
“Luv can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can only be changed from one girlfriend to another with considerable loss of money”

37 Geography
Teacher: “Tintumone.. ithavanayum ninakku geography-kku motta poojyam aanu. Ne entha geography padickathe ?”
Tintumon: “Achan parayarundu. Lokam anudhinam marikondirikkukayanennu. Lokam onnu settle aayikkotte. Ennittu padickam !”

38 GIRL FRIEND
TINTU MON:eda enik avale marakkan pattunnilla
FRIEND:athrayku ishtamanenkil ninte veetil para
TINTU MON: Parayaam……..
U.K.G. result varatte

39 Railway
Train nirthiyapol yathrakaran tintuvinod: ithetha station…??
Tintumon windowilude purathek thalayitt nokiyitt: Railway station aanenn thonunnu…!

40 Mark
Mash: adutha pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam.
Tintumon: njan 100% mark vangum.
Mash: thamaasha parayallee…
Tintumon: Nayinte mone, aara aadhyam thamaasha paranjathu?

41 Appopan
Tintumon: Apoppan endha urangukayano?
Amma: Alla mone apoppan marichu. Nammal kozhiye okke kollumbol athu chaville?.. athu pole..
Tintumon: Appam Eppazha kari vekkunne!!

42 Dineshan
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan

43 Progress report
Tintumonte Achan: Ninte progress report evideyada ?
Tintumon: Athu njan Ramuvinu koduthu.
Achan: Athenthinada ?
Tintumon: Avanu avante achane pedippickana…

44 Correction in Sentence
Tintumon: Can I go to the toilet?
English Teacher: Tintumon, MAY I go to the toilet?
Tintumon: But I asked first!

45 Proposal
Innocent Proposal from tintumon(UKG-B) to Minimol(2-A)
Tintumon: i luv u…
Minimol: chi..poda,i’m elder than u
Tintumon: i’m madly luving u…
Minimol: poda…
Tintumon: chechi chechi pls…

46 Census
Panchayathil ninnum kanakku edukkan vanna udhyogasthan Tintumonte veetil ethi.
Udhyogasthan: Mone ee veetil Kakoos undo?
Tintu: Undallo..
Udhyogasthan: Sheri, Kinar undo ?
Tintu : Manassilayi!!..uncle vegam chennirunnolu..avide pipe-um bucketum undu.

47 Tintumon and His father
Tintumon thante puthiya toy bus’umayi :
“drrrr…pee pee pom..
Stop!
Ella thendikalum irangiko.
Eni kayaraanulla kazhuverikal kayaru.
Puvam rite..drrr..
Kayari nilkada pulle.
drrr..”
Ithu shradicha tintumonte achan sahikettapol bus edthu maati.
5 mintolam tintumon karanjapol achan bus thirichu kodthu..
Tintumon:
“drrr pee pee pom pom..drrr.. Stop..!
Vegam irangada pattikale,
allengil thanne oru naayintemon karanam 5 minute late aayi..!!
Puvam rite. tin tin……!!

48 Chenda
Tintumon:”Acha, enikkoru chenda vaangi tharumo?”
Achan:”Venda, nee mattullavare upadravikkum.”
Tintumon:”Illa acha,njan ellaavarum urangikkazhinje chenda edukku..”

49 Muthassi
Tintu: muthashi marichu leave venam
Teachar: ninte muthashi yalle 1 masam munp marichath
Tintu: muthachan veendum ketti !!

50 With policeman
Tintu monum ,3 friendsum koodi cyclil Schoolil powukayaaayirunnu…
Oru Police’kaaran Kaikaatti….
Tintu : “phah….pullee.. Ippol Thanne 3 Per Aayi…

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